Geeky Clean (Dr. Squatch, JukeBox, & GBS)

Dr. Squatch

"Driven by a passion for natural products and a realization that there were no companies out there making honest, natural soap for dudes, our founder, Jack, began creating his own recipes out of his garage. After countless batches and hours spent perfecting the process, THE SQUATCH BAR emerged. A few friends tried it out…they loved it."


Most body cleansers you find in the "soap" aisle are not actually soap – they are classified by the FDA as synthetic detergents.

To be real soap, saponification must take place (a fancy word for blending fats and oils with lye to make soap).

Our first four soaps are made using the cold process method with natural ingredients. Each soap has a unique scent and creamy lather that is sure to transform your shower experience. Singing in the shower highly encouraged!

Grave Before Shave

"I've been growing facial hair ever since I breached the womb and the oxygen hit my face...

I started growing facial hair "professionally" right after I married my Wife Heather and she gave me the green light to explore the true potential of my follicle powers.

I started with a handlebar mustache and goatee (the musketeer). I found that I was having trouble finding a decent Mustache Wax, I tried that clubman's crap... Then I found some decent wax, But it had to be shipped from England and took forever to get.. Not to mention it was expensive! That's when I decided to make my own.

After a ton of research, a shitload of mediocre batches, and an old recipe from my grandfather, I created "Fisticuffs Mustache Wax". I got together with my long time friend Charlie Halstead and shared some ideas for a label design and he hit it out of the park!

Now Fisticuffs Mustache Wax is one of the best selling Mustache Wax in the USA!! Eventually the stache and goatee were no longer enough facial hair to hold me down and I knew the full Beard was the only way for me to feel complete! Once I began growing the full Beard I realized this is a lifestyle that I want to be with me forever...GRAVE BEFORE SHAVE!

I immediately began researching, testing, and producing the GRAVE BEFORE SHAVE Beard product line and never looked back. Through constant support from my wife, family, friends, and the second to none quality artwork from Charlie we have become one of the top Beard product companies around!

  ~Wayne Bailey"

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